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| Enter SIR TOBY BELCH, SIR ANDREW, and FABIAN
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SIR TOBY BELCH, SIR ANDREW, and FABIAN enter. |
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| | SIR TOBY BELCH |
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Come thy ways, Signior Fabian. |
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| SIR TOBY BELCH |
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Come along with us, Signor Fabian. |
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| | FABIAN |
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Nay, I'll come. If I lose a scruple of this sport, let me be |
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boiled to death with melancholy. |
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| FABIAN |
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I'm coming, don't worry. If I miss this, let me be boiled alive. |
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| | SIR TOBY BELCH |
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Wouldst thou not be glad to have the niggardly rascally |
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sheep-biter come by some notable shame? |
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| SIR TOBY BELCH |
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Won't you be glad to see that rascal dog humiliated? |
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| | FABIAN |
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I would exult, man. You know, he brought me out o' favor |
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with my lady about a bear-baiting here. |
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| FABIAN |
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I'll be thrilled. You know, he got me in trouble with the lady of the house once when I arranged a bear-baiting here. |
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| | SIR TOBY BELCH |
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To anger him, we'll have the bear again, and we will fool |
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him black and blue. Shall we not, Sir Andrew? |
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| SIR TOBY BELCH |
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We'll have another bear-baiting just to make him angry, and we'll mock him till he's black and blue. Won't we, Sir Andrew? |
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| | SIR ANDREW |
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An we do not, it is pity of our lives. |
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If we don't, it'll be the biggest disappointment of our lives. |
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| | SIR TOBY BELCH |
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Here comes the little villain. |
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| SIR TOBY BELCH |
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Here comes the little villain herself. |
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How now, my metal of India? |
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How are you, my golden girl? |
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| | MARIA |
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Get you all three into the boxtree. Malvolio's coming down |
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this walk. He has been yonder i' the sun practising behavior |
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to his own shadow this half hour. Observe him, for the love |
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of mockery, for I know this letter will make a contemplative |
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idiot of him. Close, in the name of jesting! |
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| MARIA |
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Hide behind the boxwood hedge, all three of you. Malvolio's coming down the path. He's been over there practicing how to act for the past half hour. Watch him carefully if you want to have some fun, guys. This letter's going to turn him into a starry-eyed idiot. Now hide, for God's sake! |
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