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Enter VIOLA, and the FOOL playing with a tabor
VIOLA and the FOOL, playing a drum, enter.
 VIOLA
  Save thee, friend, and thy music. Dost thou live by thy
  tabour?
VIOLA
God bless you, my friend, and your music too. Do you make your living by playing that drum?
 FOOL
  No, sir, I live by the church.
FOOL
No, sir, I live by the church.
 VIOLA
  Art thou a churchman?
VIOLA
Oh, you're a clergyman?
 FOOL
5 No such matter, sir. I do live by the church; for I do live at
  my house, and my house doth stand by the church.
FOOL
No, I live by the church because I live in a house, and my house is by the church.
 VIOLA
  So thou mayst say the king lies by a beggar if a beggar dwell
  near him, or the church stands by thy tabor, if thy tabor
  stand by the church.
VIOLA
You could just as easily say that a king sleeps near a beggar if the beggar lives near him, or that the church is supported by your drum because it “stands by” your drum.
 FOOL
10 You have said, sir. To see this age! A sentence is but a
  cheveril glove to a good wit. How quickly the wrong side
  may be turned outward!
FOOL
You're right, sir. What a wonderful time to be alive! Sentences can be turned inside out so easily nowadays!
 VIOLA
  Nay, that's certain. They that dally nicely with words may
  quickly make them wanton.
VIOLA
That's true. People who fool around with words too much can make words act like whores—changing all the time, and immoral too.
 FOOL
15 I would therefore my sister had no name, sir.
FOOL
That's why I wish my sister didn't have a name, sir.
 VIOLA
  Why, man?
VIOLA
Why, man?

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