No Fear Shakespeare
The Tempest
Act 3, Scene 2, Page 2
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STEPHANO
Mooncalf, speak once in thy life, if thou beest a good
mooncalf.
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STEPHANO
Monster sweetie, be a good monster and just speak once.
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CALIBAN
How does thy honor? Let me lick thy shoe.
(indicates
TRINCULO) I’ll not serve
him. He’s not valiant.
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CALIBAN
How is your Highness? Let me lick your shoe.
(he points to
TRINCULO) I’ll never serve
that guy there. He’s not courageous like you.
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TRINCULO
(to
CALIBAN)
Thou liest, most ignorant monster. I am in case to justle a
constable. Why, thou deboshed fish, thou, was there ever
man a coward that hath drunk so much sack as I today? Wilt
thou tell a monstrous lie, being but half a fish and half a
monster?
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TRINCULO
(to
CALIBAN) You’re a liar,
you ignorant monster. I’m courageous. I could shake up a
police officer right now. You drunken fish, you, how could you call
me a coward after all the booze I’ve drunk today? Do you
tell such monstrous lies because you’re half fish and
half monster?
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CALIBAN
(to
STEPHANO)
Lo, how he mocks me! Wilt thou let him, mylord?
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CALIBAN
(to
STEPHANO) Look how he’s
making fun of me! Will you let him talk to me like, my lord?
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TRINCULO
“Lord,” quoth he? That a monster should be
such a natural!
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TRINCULO
“Lord,” he calls you? What an idiot that
monster is!
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CALIBAN
(to
STEPHANO)
Lo, lo, again! Bite him to death, I prithee.
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CALIBAN
(to
STEPHANO) There he goes again!
Please, bite him to death, I’m begging you.
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STEPHANO
Trinculo, keep a good tongue in your head. If you prove a
mutineer, the next tree. The poor monster’s my subject
and
he shall not suffer indignity.
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STEPHANO
Trinculo, speak politely. If you mutiny against me,
I’ll hang you from the next tree. This poor monster is my
subject, and I will not allow him to be insulted.
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CALIBAN
I thank my noble lord. Wilt thou be pleased to hearken once
again to the suit I made to thee?
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CALIBAN
Thank you, my noble lord. Now would you please listen once again
to the request I made to you earlier?
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STEPHANO
Marry, will I. Kneel and repeat it. I will stand, and so shall
Trinculo.
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STEPHANO
Indeed, I will. Kneel and tell me again. I’ll stand,
and so will Trinculo.
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Enter ARIEL, invisible |
ARIEL enters,
invisible. |






