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The Taming of the Shrew

William Shakespeare

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Induction, Scene 2, Page 5

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SLY
Now Lord be thanked for my good amends!
SLY
Well, thank God I’m cured!

ALL
Amen.
ALL
Amen.

SLY
I thank thee. Thou shalt not lose by it.
SLY
I thank you all. You won’t regret this.
Enter the PAGE as a lady, with attendants
The PAGE enters, disguised as a noble lady and accompanied by servants.

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PAGE
How fares my noble lord?
PAGE
How is my noble lord?


SLY
    Marry, I fare well,
For here is cheer enough. Where is my wife?
SLY
Not bad, actually. This is all quite pleasant. Where is my wife?

PAGE
Here, noble lord. What is thy will with her?
PAGE
Here, noble lord. What is your wish with regard to her?


SLY
Are you my wife and will not call me “husband”?
My men should call me “lord.” I am your goodman.
SLY
You call yourself my wife, yet you don’t call me “husband”? It’s my men who should call me “lord.” I’m your man, your fellow.

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PAGE
My husband and my lord, my lord and husband,
I am your wife in all obedience.
PAGE
My husband is my lord and my lord is my husband. For I am your all-obedient wife.

SLY
I know it well.—What must I call her?
SLY
Yes, I see.—(to the LORD) What should I call her?

LORD
     “Madam.”
LORD
“Madam.”

SLY
“Alice Madam,” or “Joan Madam”?
SLY
Madam Alice?” Or “Madam Joan?”

LORD
“Madam,” and nothing else. So lords call ladies.
LORD
Just “madam.” That’s how noblemen address their wives.

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