No Fear Shakespeare

The Taming of the Shrew

William Shakespeare

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Act 5, Scene 1, Page 3

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PETRUCHIO
(to VINCENTIO) Why, how now, gentleman! Why, this is flat knavery to take upon you another man’s name.
PETRUCHIO
(to VINCENTIO) What? Why this is out and out robbery! To appropriate another man’s name.

MERCHANT
(as VINCENTIO) Lay hands on the villain. I believe he means to cozen somebody in this city under my countenance.
MERCHANT
(as VINCENTIO) Arrest the wretch. I think he means to bamboozle someone in this city while pretending to be me.
Enter BIONDELLO
BIONDELLO enters.

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BIONDELLO
(aside) I have seen them in the church together. God send
'em good shipping! But who is here? Mine old master
Vincentio! Now we are undone and brought to nothing.
BIONDELLO
(to himself) Well, I’ve seen them married. Good luck to them! Uh-oh. What’s this? It’s my master’s father, Vincentio! Now we’re in trouble. Everything’s ruined.

VINCENTIO
(to BIONDELLO) Come hither, crack-hemp.
VINCENTIO
(to BIONDELLO) Come here, you scoundrel.

BIONDELLO
Hope I may choose, sir.
BIONDELLO
I believe I have some choice in the matter, sir.

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VINCENTIO
Come hither, you rogue! What, have you forgot me?
VINCENTIO
Come here, you wretch! What, have you forgotten me?

BIONDELLO
Forgot you! No, sir. I could not forget you, for I never saw you before in all my life.
BIONDELLO
Forgotten you! No, sir. I could not forget you, since I never saw you before in my life.

VINCENTIO
What, you notorious villain, didst thou never see thy master’s father, Vincentio?
VINCENTIO
Despicable brute! Never seen your master’s father, Vincentio?

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BIONDELLO
What, my old worshipful old master? Yes, marry, sir. See where he looks out of the window.
BIONDELLO
My honorable, reverend master? Yes, of course. There he is at the window.

VINCENTIO
Is ’t so, indeed.
VINCENTIO
Is that so?
Beats BIONDELLO
He beats BIONDELLO.

BIONDELLO
Help, help, help! Here’s a madman will murder me.
BIONDELLO
Help, help, help! This madman will murder me.

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