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The Taming of the Shrew

William Shakespeare

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Act 3, Scene 2, Page 4

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BIONDELLO
Why, sir, he comes not.
BIONDELLO
Why, sir, he’s not coming.

BAPTISTA
Didst thou not say he comes?
BAPTISTA
Didn’t you just say he was?

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BIONDELLO
Who? That Petruchio came?
BIONDELLO
Who? Petruchio?

BAPTISTA
Ay, that Petruchio came.
BAPTISTA
Yes, Petruchio.

BIONDELLO
No, sir, I say his horse comes, with him on his back.
BIONDELLO
No, I said his horse is coming, with him on its back.

BAPTISTA
Why, that’s all one.
BAPTISTA
Well, that’s the same thing.


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BIONDELLO
Nay, by Saint Jamy,
I hold you a penny,
A horse and a man
Is more than one
And yet not many.
BIONDELLO
No, by Saint Jamy,
I’ll bet you a penny!
A man and his horse
Aren’t the same person—
Not that there’s much difference.
Enter PETRUCHIO and GRUMIO
PETRUCHIO and GRUMIO enter.

PETRUCHIO
Come, where be these gallants? Who’s at home?
PETRUCHIO
Whoa! Where is everybody?

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BAPTISTA
You are welcome, sir.
BAPTISTA
You are welcome, sir.

PETRUCHIO
And yet I come not well.
PETRUCHIO
I don’t feel well.

APTISTA
And yet you halt not.
BAPTISTA
I don’t notice you limping.

TRANIO
(as LUCENTIO) Not so well appareled as I wish you were.
TRANIO
(as LUCENTIO) And I would like it if you were a bit more formally dressed.

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