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 GREGORY
  That shows thee a weak slave, for the weakest goes
  to the wall.
GREGORY
That means you're the weak one, because weaklings get pushed up against the wall.
 SAMPSON
  'Tis true, and therefore women, being the weaker ves-sels,
15 are ever thrust to the wall. Therefore I will push
  Montague's men from the wall, and thrust his maids
  to the wall.
SAMPSON
You're right. That's why girls get pushed up against walls—they're weak. So what I'll do is push the Montague men into the street and the Montague women up against the wall.
 GREGORY
  The quarrel is between our masters and us their men.
GREGORY
The fight is between our masters, and we men who work for them.
 SAMPSON
  'Tis all one. I will show myself a tyrant. When I
20 have fought with the men, I will be civil with the
  maids. I will cut off their heads.
SAMPSON
It's all the same. I'll be a harsh master to them. After I fight the men, I'll be nice to the women—I'll cut off their heads.
 GREGORY
  The heads of the maids?
GREGORY
Cut off their heads? You mean their maidenheads ?
 SAMPSON
  Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads.
  Take it in what sense thou wilt.
SAMPSON
Cut off their heads, take their maidenheads—whatever. Take my remark in whichever sense you like.
 GREGORY
25 They must take it in sense that feel it.
GREGORY
The women you rape are the ones who'll have to “sense” it.
 SAMPSON
  Me they shall feel while I am able to stand, and
  'tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh.
SAMPSON
They'll feel me as long as I can keep an erection. Everybody knows I'm a nice piece of flesh.
 GREGORY
  'Tis well thou art not fish. If thou hadst, thou hadst been poor-john.
GREGORY
It's a good thing you're not a piece of fish. You're dried and shriveled like salted fish.
Enter ABRAM and another SERVINGMAN
ABRAM and another servant of the Montagues enter.
  Draw thy tool! Here comes of the house of Montagues.
Pull out your tool now. These guys are from the house of Montague.
 SAMPSON
30 My naked weapon is out. Quarrel! I will back thee.
SAMPSON
I have my naked sword out. Fight, I'll back you up.

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