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 NURSE
25 I am aweary. Give me leave awhile.
  Fie, how my bones ache! What a jaunt have I!
NURSE
I am tired. Leave me alone for a minute. Oh my, my bones ache so much. I've been running all over the place.
 JULIET
  I would thou hadst my bones and I thy news.
  Nay, come, I pray thee, speak. Good, good Nurse, speak.
JULIET
I wish you had my bones, and I had your news. Come on now, I beg you, speak, good Nurse, speak.
 NURSE
  Jesu, what haste! Can you not stay awhile?
30 Do you not see that I am out of breath?
NURSE
Sweet Jesus, you're in such a hurry! Can't you wait for a moment? Don't you see that I'm out of breath?
 JULIET
  How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath
  To say to me that thou art out of breath?
  The excuse that thou dost make in this delay
  Is longer than the tale thou dost excuse.
35 Is thy news good, or bad? Answer to that.
  Say either, and I'll stay the circumstance.
  Let me be satisfied. Is 't good or bad?
JULIET
How can you be out of breath when you have enough breath to tell me that you're out of breath? The excuse you make to delay the news is longer than the news itself. Is the news good or bad? Answer that question. Tell me if it's good or bad, and I'll wait for the details. Tell me so I can be satisfied. Is it good or bad?
 NURSE
  Well, you have made a simple choice. You know not how to choose a man. Romeo! No, not he, though his face be better than any man's, yet his leg excels all men's, and for a hand and a foot and a body, though they be not to be talked on, yet they are past compare. He is not the flower of courtesy, but, I'll warrant him, as gentle as a lamb. Go thy ways, wench. Serve God. What, have you dined at home?
NURSE
Well, you have made a foolish choice. You don't know how to pick a man. Romeo? No, not him, though his face is more handsome than any man's, and his legs are prettier, and as for his hands and feet and body, they're not much to speak of, and yet they're beyond compare. He's not the most polite man in the world, but, believe me, he's gentle as a lamb. Well, do what you want. Be good. Have you had lunch yet?
 JULIET
  No, no. But all this did I know before.
40 What says he of our marriage? What of that?
JULIET
No, I haven't had lunch. Everything you told me I already knew. What does he say about our marriage? What about that?
 NURSE
  Lord, how my head aches! What a head have I!
  It beats as it would fall in twenty pieces.
  My back a' t' other side. Ah, my back, my back!
  Beshrew your heart for sending me about,
45 To catch my death with jaunting up and down!
NURSE
Lord, what a headache I've got! My head is pounding. It feels like it'll break into twenty pieces. My back aches too—(JULIET rubs her back) Ooh, on the other side—ah, my poor aching back! Curse your heart for sending me running all over town. I could get sick and die.

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