No Fear Shakespeare: Richard III: Act 1, scene i

	CLARENCE
	Yea, Richard, when I know, for I protest
	As yet I do not. But, as I can learn,
	He hearkens after prophecies and dreams,
55	And from the crossrow plucks the letter G,
	And says a wizard told him that by “G”
	His issue disinherited should be.
	And for my name of George begins with G,
	It follows in his thought that I am he.
60	These, as I learn, and such like toys as these
	Have moved his Highness to commit me now.

CLARENCE

I'll tell you as soon as I know, Richard, because at this point I have no idea. All I've been able to find out is that our brother the king has been listening to prophecies and dreams. He picked out the letter “G” from the alphabet and said a wizard told him that “G” will take the throne away from his children. He thinks “G” is me. I've learned that this, along with other frivolous reasons like it, is what prompted the king to send me to prison.

	RICHARD
	Why, this it is when men are ruled by women.
	'Tis not the king that sends you to the Tower.
	My Lady Grey his wife, Clarence, 'tis she
65	That tempers him to this extremity.
	Was it not she and that good man of worship,
	Anthony Woodeville, her brother there,
	That made him send Lord Hastings to the Tower,
	From whence this present day he is delivered?
70	We are not safe, Clarence. We are not safe.

RICHARD

Well, this is what happens when men let themselves be ruled by women. The king isn't the one sending you to the Tower, Clarence. It's his wife, Lady Grey, who got him to do this. Remember how she and her brother, Anthony Woodeville, made him send Lord Hastings to the Tower? Hastings was just released. We're not safe, Clarence, we're not safe.

	CLARENCE
	By heaven, I think there is no man is secure
	But the queen's kindred and night-walking heralds
	That trudge betwixt the king and Mistress Shore.
	Heard ye not what an humble suppliant
75	Lord Hastings was to her for his delivery?

CLARENCE

By God, I think the only people who are safe are the queen's own relatives and the late-night messengers the king uses to fetch his mistress, Mistress Shore. Did you hear how Lord Hastings had to beg the queen to be freed?

	RICHARD
	Humbly complaining to her deity
	Got my Lord Chamberlain his liberty.
	I'll tell you what: I think it is our way,
	If we will keep in favor with the king,
80	To be her men and wear her livery.
	The jealous o'erworn widow and herself,
	Since that our brother dubbed them gentlewomen,
	Are mighty gossips in this monarchy.

RICHARD

Hastings got his freedom by bowing down to that goddess. And I'll tell you what. If we want to stay in the king's good graces, we're going have to act like the mistress's servants, too. Ever since our brother made them gentlewomen, Mistress Shore and the queen have become mighty busybodies in our kingdom.