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Much Ado About Nothing

William Shakespeare

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Act 2, Scene 3, Page 11

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BEATRICE
I took no more pains for those thanks than you take pains to
thank me. If it had been painful, I would not have come.
BEATRICE
I didn’t take any more pains bringing this message than you took pains in thanking me. If the job had been painful, I would not have come.

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BENEDICK
You take pleasure then in the message?
BENEDICK
So you took pleasure in bringing me this message?



BEATRICE
Yea, just so much as you may take upon a knife’s point and
choke a daw withal. You have no stomach, Signior. Fare you
well.
BEATRICE
Yes, as much pleasure as one might take in choking a bird at knifepoint. You don’t want to eat, sir? Goodbye, then.
Exit
She exits.


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BENEDICK
Ha! “Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to
dinner.” There’s a double meaning in that. “I took no more
pains for those thanks than you took pains to thank me.”
That’s as much as to say, “Any pains that I take for you is as
easy as thanks.” If I do not take pity of her, I am a villain.
If I do not love her, I am a Jew. I will go get her picture.
BENEDICK
Ha! “Against my will, I’ve been told to bring you in to dinner.” There’s a double meaning in that. “I didn’t take any more pains bringing this message than you took pains in thanking me.” That’s like saying, “Any thing I do for you is as easy as saying ‘thank you.’” If this doesn’t move me to take pity on her, I’m a horrible person. If I don’t love her, I’m completely hard-hearted. I will go get her picture.
Exit
He exits.


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