I am gone, though I am here. There is no love in you. Nay,
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I pray you let me go.
BEATRICE
My body waits here, but the rest of me is gone. You
don't really love me. I beg you to let me go.
BENEDICK
Beatrice—
BENEDICK
Beatrice—
BEATRICE
In faith, I will go.
BEATRICE
I swear, I'm going.
BENEDICK
We'll be friends first.
BENEDICK
Not until we part as friends.
BEATRICE
You dare easier be friends with me than fight with mine
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enemy.
BEATRICE
How dare you try to be my friend when you refuse to fight my
enemy.
BENEDICK
Is Claudio thine enemy?
BENEDICK
Is Claudio your enemy?
BEATRICE
Is he not approved in the height a villain, that hath
slandered, scorned, dishonored my kinswoman? Oh, that I
were a man! What, bear her in hand until they come to take
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hands and then, with public accusation, uncovered
slander, unmitigated rancor—O God, that I were a man! I
would eat his heart in the marketplace.
BEATRICE
Hasn't he proven himself to be a great
villain—slandering, scorning, and dishonoring my cousin?
Oh, I wish I were a man! He pretended that everything was fine until
the moment they were exchanging vows, and then—with
public accusation, blatant slander, pure hatred—Oh God,
if only I were a man! I would rip his heart out in public and eat
it.
BENEDICK
Hear me, Beatrice—
BENEDICK
Listen to me, Beatrice—
BEATRICE
Talk with a man out at a window! A proper saying!
BEATRICE
Talking with a man outside her bedroom window! A likely
story!
BENEDICK
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Nay, but Beatrice—
BENEDICK
No, but Beatrice—
BEATRICE
Sweet Hero, she is wronged, she is slandered, she is
undone.
BEATRICE
Sweet Hero, she's been wronged, she's been
slandered, she's been ruined.
