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A room in the prison.
A room in the prison.
Enter Provost and POMPEY
The Provost and POMPEY enter.

PROVOST
Come hither, sirrah. Can you cut off a man’s head?
PROVOST
Come here, you. Can you cut off a man’s head?



POMPEY
If the man be a bachelor, sir, I can; but if he be a
cut off a woman’s head.
POMPEY
If the man’s a bachelor, sir, I can. But if he’s a
married man, he’s also his wife’s head, and I can never cut off a woman’s head.

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PROVOST
Come, sir, leave me your snatches, and yield me a
direct answer. To-morrow morning are to die Claudio
and Barnardine. Here is in our prison a common
executioner, who in his office lacks a helper: if
you will take it on you to assist him, it shall
redeem you from your gyves; if not, you shall have
your full time of imprisonment and your deliverance
with an unpitied whipping, for you have been a
notorious bawd.
PROVOST
Come on, sir, spare me your jokes and give me a straight answer. Claudio and Barnardine are to die tomorrow morning. Here in our prison we have a public executioner, who needs a helper. If you’ll take on the job of assisting him, it’ll free you from your chains. If you don’t, you’ll have to serve your full sentence, with a fierce whipping before you’re released because you’ve been a notorious pimp.


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POMPEY
Sir, I have been an unlawful bawd time out of mind;
but yet I will be content to be a lawful hangman. I
would be glad to receive some instruction from my
fellow partner.
POMPEY
Sir, I’ve been an illegal pimp for longer than I can remember, but I’ll be happy to be a legal hangman. I’d be glad for my new partner to teach me.

PROVOST
What, ho! Abhorson! Where’s Abhorson, there?
PROVOST
ABHORSON (the executioner) enters.
Enter ABHORSON

ABHORSON
Do you call, sir?
ABHORSON
Did you call, sir?

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PROVOST
Sirrah, here’s a fellow will help you to-morrow in
your execution. If you think it meet, compound with
him by the year, and let him abide here with you; if
not, use him for the present and dismiss him. He
cannot plead his estimation with you; he hath been a bawd.
PROVOST
Here’s a fellow to help you with tomorrow’s executions. If he works out, settle on an annual salary and let him stay here with you. If he doesn’t, use him just for now and then fire him. He can’t claim to be too good for the work since he’s been a pimp.