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| Enter EDMUND the bastard, with a letter |
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EDMUND enters with a letter. |
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Thou, nature, art my goddess. To thy law |
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My services are bound. Wherefore should I |
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Stand in the plague of custom and permit |
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The curiosity of nations to deprive me |
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For that I am some twelve or fourteen moonshines |
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Lag of a brother? Why “bastard”? Wherefore “base”? |
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When my dimensions are as well compact, |
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My mind as generous, and my shape as true |
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As honest madam's issue? Why brand they us |
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With “base,” with “baseness,” “bastardy,” “base,” “base”— |
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Who in the lusty stealth of nature take |
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More composition and fierce quality |
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Than doth within a dull, stale, tirèd bed |
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Go to th' creating a whole tribe of fops |
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Got 'tween a sleep and wake? Well then, |
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Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land. |
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Our father's love is to the bastard Edmund |
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As to the legitimate.—Fine word, “legitimate”!— |
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Well, my legitimate, if this letter speed |
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And my invention thrive, Edmund the base |
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Shall top th' legitimate. I grow, I prosper. |
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Now, gods, stand up for bastards! |
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I only worship what's natural, not what's manmade. Why should I let myself be tortured by manmade social customs that deprive me of my rights simply because I was born twelve or fourteen months later than my older brother? Why do they call me “bastard” and “lowlife” when I'm just as gifted in mind and body as legitimate children? Why do they call us bastards “lowlifes”? Always “lowlife,” “bastard,” “lowlife,” “lowlife.” At least we bastards were conceived in a moment of passionate lust rather than in a dull, tired marriage bed, where half-sleeping parents monotonously churn out a bunch of sissy kids. All right then, legitimate brother Edgar, I have to have your lands. Our father loves me just as much as the legitimate Edgar. What a nice word that is, “legitimate”! Well, my legitimate Edgar, if this letter works and my plan succeeds, Edmund the lowlife will beat the legitimate. Look out, I'm on my way up. Three cheers for bastards! |
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| Enter GLOUCESTER
EDMUND looks over his letter |
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GLOUCESTER enters. EDMUND looks over his letter. |
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Kent banished thus? And France in choler parted? |
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And the king gone tonight, prescribed his power |
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Confined to exhibition? All this done |
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Upon the gad?—Edmund, how now? What news? |
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Kent's been banished just like that? And the King of France gone in a huff? And King Lear's abdicated his authority, making his kingship a ceremonial title only? All this so suddenly?—Edmund, what's going on? What's the news? |
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