No Fear Shakespeare: Henry IV Part 2: Act 2, scene i

	GOWER
	No; fifteen hundred foot, five hundred horse
	Are marched up to my Lord of Lancaster
	Against Northumberland and the Archbishop.

GOWER

No. Fifteen hundred infantrymen and five hundred horsemen are marching to meet Lord Lancaster, to fight against Northumberland and the Archbishop.

	FALSTAFF
	Comes the King back from Wales, my noble lord?

FALSTAFF

Is the King back from Wales, my noble lord?

	CHIEF JUSTICE
150	You shall have letters of me presently.
	Come. Go along with me, good Master Gower.

CHIEF JUSTICE

I'll give you some letters shortly. Come with me, Master Gower.

	FALSTAFF
	My lord!

FALSTAFF

Sir!

	CHIEF JUSTICE
	What's the matter?

CHIEF JUSTICE

What's the matter?

	FALSTAFF
	Master Gower, shall I entreat you with me to dinner?

FALSTAFF

Master Gower, would you like to join me for lunch?

	GOWER
155	I must wait upon my good lord here. I thank you, good Sir
	John.

GOWER

I have to attend to this noble man right here. But thank you, Sir John.

	CHIEF JUSTICE
	Sir John, you loiter here too long, being you are to take
	soldiers up in counties as you go.

CHIEF JUSTICE

Sir John, you've been loitering here too long. You have to recruit soldiers in the counties you pass through on your way north.

	FALSTAFF
	Will you sup with me, Master Gower?

FALSTAFF

Will you join me for supper, then, Master Gower?

	CHIEF JUSTICE
160	What foolish master taught you these manners, Sir John?

CHIEF JUSTICE

What foolish teacher taught you these manners, Sir John?

	FALSTAFF
	Master Gower, if they become me not, he was a fool that
	taught them me.—This is the right fencing grace, my lord:
	tap for tap, and so part fair.

FALSTAFF

Master Gower, if my manners are inappropriate, I must have indeed been taught by a fool. That's how the game is played—tit for tat, and game over.

	CHIEF JUSTICE
	Now the Lord lighten thee. Thou art a great fool.

CHIEF JUSTICE

God help you! You are a great fool.

Exeunt

They exit.