No Fear Shakespeare: Henry IV Part 1: Act 2, scene iv

	FRANCIS
	Anon, sir.

FRANCIS

Just a second, sir!

	PRINCE HENRY
	How old art thou, Francis?

PRINCE HENRY

How old are you, Francis?

	FRANCIS
	Let me see. About Michaelmas next, I shall be—

FRANCIS

Let's see—at the end of next September, I'll be—

	POINS
50	(within) Francis!

POINS

(offstage) Francis!

	FRANCIS
	Anon, sir. (to PRINCE HENRY) Pray, stay a little, my lord.

FRANCIS

Just a second, sir! (to PRINCE HENRY ) Wait here a moment, my lord.

	PRINCE HENRY
	Nay, but hark you, Francis, for the sugar thou gavest
	me,'twas a pennyworth, was 't not?

PRINCE HENRY

No, listen to me, Francis. The sugar you gave me was worth about a penny, right?

	FRANCIS
	O Lord, I would it had been two!

FRANCIS

Oh lord, I wish I could have given you two pennies' worth!

	PRINCE HENRY
55	I will give thee for it a thousand pound. Ask me when thou
	wilt, and thou shalt have it.

PRINCE HENRY

I'll give you a thousand pounds for it. Ask for it whenever you want it, and it's yours.

	POINS
	(within) Francis!

POINS

(offstage) Francis!

	FRANCIS
	Anon, anon.

FRANCIS

Just a second!

	PRINCE HENRY
	Anon, Francis? No, Francis, but tomorrow, Francis; or,
60	Francis, o' Thursday; or indeed, Francis, when thou wilt.
	But, Francis—

PRINCE HENRY

You want it in a second, Francis? No, Francis. Maybe tomorrow, Francis, or Thursday, Francis, whenever you want it. But, Francis.

	FRANCIS
	My lord?

FRANCIS

Sir?

	PRINCE HENRY
	Wilt thou rob this leathern jerkin, crystal-button, not-pated,
	agate-ring, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue,
65	Spanish-pouch—

PRINCE HENRY

Are you ready to rob this man? This man, with his leather jacket, fashionable crystal buttons, short hair, agate signet ring, dark stockings, ribboned garters, oily speech, Spanish leather pouch—