No Fear Shakespeare: Henry IV Part 1: Act 3, scene iii

	FALSTAFF
	How? The Prince is a jack, a sneak-up. 'Sblood, an he were
	here, I would cudgel him like a dog if he would say so.

FALSTAFF

What? The Prince is a bastard, a sneak. Dammit, if he were here and said something like that, I'd beat him like a dog.

Enter PRINCE HENRY and PETO, marching, and FALSTAFF meets them laying on his truncheon like a fife

PRINCE HENRY and PETO enter, marching like soldiers. FALSTAFF joins them, pretending that his cudgel is a fife, or military flute.

	How now, lad, is the wind in that door, i' faith? Must we all
	march?

Hey there, lad! Is that what's happening? Are we all going to march?

	BARDOLPH
80	Yea, two and two, Newgate fashion.

BARDOLPH

Yes, side by side, like prisoners to the gallows.

	MISTRESS QUICKLY
	My lord, I pray you, hear me.

MISTRESS QUICKLY

My lord, please, listen to me.

	PRINCE HENRY
	What sayest thou, Mistress Quickly? How doth thy
	husband? I love him well; he is an honest man.

PRINCE HENRY

What is it, Mistress Quickly? How's your husband? I think highly of him; he's an honest man.

	MISTRESS QUICKLY
	Good my lord, hear me.

MISTRESS QUICKLY

My lord, please listen to me.

	FALSTAFF
85	Prithee, let her alone, and list to me.

FALSTAFF

Forget about her, and listen to me.

	PRINCE HENRY
	What say'st thou, Jack?

PRINCE HENRY

What is it, Jack?

	FALSTAFF
	The other night I fell asleep here behind the arras, and had
	my pocket picked. This house is turned bawdy house; they
	pick pockets.

FALSTAFF

The other night I fell asleep here behind the arras and I had my pocket picked. This bar's like a whorehouse: they pick your pockets.

	PRINCE HENRY
90	What didst thou lose, Jack?

PRINCE HENRY

What did you lose, Jack?

	FALSTAFF
	Wilt thou believe me, Hal, three or four bonds of forty pound
	apiece, and a seal ring of my grandfather's.

FALSTAFF

Would you believe it, Hal? Three or four I.O.U.'s worth forty pounds each, and my grandfather's sealing ring.

	PRINCE HENRY
	A trifle, some eightpenny matter.

PRINCE HENRY

Junk, not worth more than eight pennies.