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(shows HORATIO
a document) |
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Here's the commission. Read it at more leisure. |
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But wilt thou hear me how I did proceed? |
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| HAMLET |
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(he shows HORATIO
a document) Here's the
document. Read it in your free time. But do you want to hear what I
did then? |
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| | HORATIO |
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I beseech you. |
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Yes, please tell me. |
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| | HAMLET |
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Being thus benetted round with villainies— |
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Ere I could make a prologue to my brains, |
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They had begun the play—I sat me down, |
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Devised a new commission, wrote it fair. |
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I once did hold it, as our statists do, |
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A baseness to write fair, and labored much |
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How to forget that learning, but, sir, now |
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It did me yeoman's service. Wilt thou know |
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Th' effect of what I wrote? |
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So there I was, caught in their evil net. Before I could even
start processing the situation, they had started the ball rolling. I
sat down and wrote out a new official document with new
instructions. I wrote it in a bureaucrat's neat
handwriting. I used to think having nice handwriting was for
servants, just like our politicians think, and I had to work hard to
overcome that prejudice—but it sure came in handy then.
Do you want to know what I wrote? |
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| | HORATIO |
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Ay, good my lord. |
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An earnest conjuration from the king, |
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As England was his faithful tributary, |
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As love between them like the palm might flourish, |
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As peace should stiff her wheaten garland wear |
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And stand a comma 'tween their amities, |
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And many suchlike “as's” of great
charge, |
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That, on the view and knowing of these contents, |
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Without debatement further, more or less, |
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He should the bearers put to sudden death, |
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Not shriving time allowed. |
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A sincere plea from the king, who commands the respect of England,
and who hopes that the love between the two countries can flourish,
and that peace can join them in friendship—and other
fancy mumbo jumbo like that—saying that, once they read
this document, without any debate, the ones delivering the letter
should be put to death immediately, without giving them time to
confess to a priest. |
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How was this sealed? |
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But how could you put an official seal on it? |
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