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 GERTRUDE
                  Hamlet, Hamlet!
GERTRUDE
Hamlet! Hamlet!
 ALL
  Gentlemen—
ALL
Gentlemen!
 HORATIO
  (to HAMLET) Good my lord, be quiet.
HORATIO
(to HAMLET ) Please, my lord, calm down.
Attendants separate HAMLET and LAERTES
Attendants separate HAMLET and LAERTES
 HAMLET
245 Why, I will fight with him upon this theme
  Until my eyelids will no longer wag.
HAMLET
I'll fight him over this issue till I don't have the strength to blink.
 GERTRUDE
  O my son, what theme?
GERTRUDE
Oh, my son, what issue is that?
 HAMLET
  I loved Ophelia. Forty thousand brothers
  Could not with all their quantity of love
250 Make up my sum. What wilt thou do for her?
HAMLET
I loved Ophelia. Forty thousand brothers, if you added all their love together, couldn't match mine. What are you going to do for her?
 CLAUDIUS
  O, he is mad, Laertes.
CLAUDIUS
Oh, he's crazy, Laertes!
 GERTRUDE
  For love of God, forbear him.
GERTRUDE
For the love of God, be patient with him.
 HAMLET
  'Swounds, show me what thou'lt do.
  Woo't weep? Woo't fight? Woo't fast? Woo't tear thyself?
255 Woo't drink up eisel, eat a crocodile?
  I'll do 't. Dost thou come here to whine,
  To outface me with leaping in her grave?
  Be buried quick with her?—and so will I.
  And if thou prate of mountains let them throw
260 Millions of acres on us, till our ground,
  Singeing his pate against the burning zone,
  Make Ossa like a wart! Nay, an thou'lt mouth,
  I'll rant as well as thou.
HAMLET
Damn it, show me what you're going to do for her. Will you cry? Fight? Stop eating? Cut yourself? Drink vinegar? Eat a crocodile? I'll do all that. Did you come here to whine? To outdo me by jumping into her grave so theatrically? To be buried alive with her? So will I. And if you rattle on about mountains, then let them throw millions of acres over us. It will be so high a peak that it scrapes against heaven and makes Mount Ossa look like a wart. See? I can talk crazy as well as you.
 GERTRUDE
                  This is mere madness.
  And thus a while the fit will work on him.
265 Anon, as patient as the female dove
  When that her golden couplets are disclosed,
  His silence will sit drooping.
GERTRUDE
This is pure insanity. He'll be like this for a little while. Then he'll be as calm and quiet as a dove waiting for her eggs to hatch.

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