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 HAMLET
  At supper.
HAMLET
At dinner.
 CLAUDIUS
20 At supper where?
CLAUDIUS
At dinner where?
 HAMLET
  Not where he eats, but where he is eaten. A certain
  convocation of politic worms are e'en at him. Your worm is
  your only emperor for diet. We fat all creatures else to fat us,
  and we fat ourselves for maggots. Your fat king and your
25 lean beggar is but variable service—two dishes, but to one
  table. That's the end.
HAMLET
Not where he's eating, but where he's being eaten. A certain conference of worms is chowing down on him. Worms are the emperor of all diets. We fatten up all creatures to feed ourselves, and we fatten ourselves for the worms to eat when we're dead. A fat king and a skinny beggar are just two dishes at the same meal. That's all I have to say.*
 CLAUDIUS
  Alas, alas!
CLAUDIUS
Oh no, oh no!
 HAMLET
  A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and
  eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
HAMLET
A man can fish with the worm that ate a king, and then eat the fish he catches with that worm.
 CLAUDIUS
30 What dost you mean by this?
CLAUDIUS
What do you mean by that?
 HAMLET
  Nothing but to show you how a king may go a progress
  through the guts of a beggar.
HAMLET
Nothing much, just to demonstrate that a king can move through the bowels of a beggar.
 CLAUDIUS
  Where is Polonius?
CLAUDIUS
Where is Polonius?
 HAMLET
  In heaven. Send hither to see. If your messenger find him
35 not there, seek him i' th' other place yourself. But if indeed
  you find him not within this month, you shall nose him as
  you go up the stairs into the lobby.
HAMLET
In heaven. Send a messager there if you want to be sure. If your messenger can't find him, you can check hell yourself. But seriously, if you don't find him within the next month, you'll be sure to smell him as you go upstairs into the main hall.
 CLAUDIUS
  (to attendants) Go seek him there.
CLAUDIUS
(to attendants) Go look for him there.
Exeunt some attendants
Some attendants exit.
 HAMLET
  He will stay till ye come.
HAMLET
No need to hurry, he's not going anywhere.

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