Don't worry, man, I won't try to escape. When it's time for me to be freed, I'll pay you the fee you're entitled to for arresting me. My wife's in a perverse mood today. She'll be suspicious when the messenger tells her that I was arrested. I tell you, this will make her angry when she hears about it.
Enter DROMIO OF EPHESUS with a rope's end
DROMIO OF EPHESUS enters, holding a length of rope.
Here comes my man. I think he brings the money.
How now, sir? Have you that I sent you for?
Here's my servant. I think he's got the money. Hello there, sir! Do you have what I told you to get?
DROMIO OF EPHESUS
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Here's that, I warrant you, will pay them all.
DROMIO OF EPHESUS
Yes. And this rope will take care of everybody, I guarantee it.
ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS
But where's the money?
ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS
But where's the money?
DROMIO OF EPHESUS
Why, sir, I gave the money for the rope.
DROMIO OF EPHESUS
Why, sir, I spent it on this rope.
ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS
Five hundred ducats, villain, for a rope?
ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS
You idiot! Five hundred ducats for a rope?
DROMIO OF EPHESUS
I'll serve you, sir, five hundred at the rate.
DROMIO OF EPHESUS
I can get you five hundred ropes for that price.
ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS
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To what end did I bid thee hie thee home?
ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS
Why did I just send you home?
DROMIO OF EPHESUS
To a rope's end, sir, and to that end am I returned.
DROMIO OF EPHESUS
To get a piece of rope. And here I am, with that piece.
ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS
And to that end, sir, I will welcome you. (beats DROMIO OF EPHESUS)
ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS
And I'll use that piece of rope to welcome you with. (beats DROMIO OF EPHESUS)
